Hello fan. This will be brief, terse, to the point, and not beat around the bush.
I'm hosting Thanksgiving, and I am not preparing a turkey. It was considered for a few minutes; I crave protein like Chrysler craves a few billion dollars, except that my craving doesn't involve screwing people. Just meat. Not screwing meat, eating it. Anyway, here's what's on the menu for tomorrow's feast:
Walnuts toasted with butter, cayenne, and rosemary
Olive bread & goat cheese (the cheese was free from a friend of Liz's!)
An abstract expressionist salad, provided by Tobias
Carrot ginger soup
Roasted roots (good band name, btw)
Lentil Fake Sausage Casserole
Dairy-free pumpkin pie
Homemade ice cream or sorbet
Booze. Well, wine
This last dish is the most appetizing, as far as I'm concerned. I hope your mouth is leaking, 'cause mine is. Pictures of food and fun to follow.