Tomorrow is Turkeyday. What are you gonna do about it?

Hello fan. This will be brief, terse, to the point, and not beat around the bush.

I'm hosting Thanksgiving, and I am not preparing a turkey. It was considered for a few minutes; I crave protein like Chrysler craves a few billion dollars, except that my craving doesn't involve screwing people. Just meat. Not screwing meat, eating it. Anyway, here's what's on the menu for tomorrow's feast:

Walnuts toasted with butter, cayenne, and rosemary

Olive bread & goat cheese (the cheese was free from a friend of Liz's!)

An abstract expressionist salad, provided by Tobias

Carrot ginger soup

Roasted roots (good band name, btw)

Lentil Fake Sausage Casserole

Dairy-free pumpkin pie

Homemade ice cream or sorbet

Booze. Well, wine

Tony.

This last dish is the most appetizing, as far as I'm concerned. I hope your mouth is leaking, 'cause mine is. Pictures of food and fun to follow.